Monday, July 14, 2014

Short conversations with my kitchen tools

Garlic press: [Sob] Thank you.

Me: For what?

Garlic press: I've missed you.


Garlic press: Your strong and gentle hands.


Garlic press: I've been lonely.

Me: I haven't been able to cook. The surgery, you know.

Garlic press: I know, but I do have needs you know.

Me: I love the smell of garlic in the morning.

Garlic press: It smells like victory.

Me: Or, at least, spaghetti sauce.

Garlic: We absolutely crushed that clove didn't we? Can we do it again?

Me: Sure, why not?

[With apologies to Protein Wisdom]

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