Yellowstone's super volcano.
The magma chamber is twice as large as previously thought!
You have to drive uphill all the way there because there is so much magma in the chamber!
"It’s the largest concentration of thermal features in the world!"
Last spring Yellowstone had the "biggest earthquake in 30 years!"
But, as I (the scientist studying the volcano) said, that probability (of eruption) is very, very, very, very small. In my calculations it’s point zero, zero, zero, one percent.