Saturday, July 19, 2014

The Ten Stages of Clueless Gardening

Article: The Ten Stages of Clueless Gardening
Stage 9: Darwinism 
You finally go back out there and see that your green beans are doing pretty well, actually. You can probably get enough to serve with supper. You also find a couple decent cucumbers and a few tomatoes that haven't been sucked dry by stink bugs. The squash? You pull them all up and end their misery. And you feel remarkably better. Survival of the fittest, baby. If a plant can live through the onslaughts of nature without your constant attention and still produce something edible, it can stay. If not, buh-bye.

Bwahahahahaha!

[breathe/breathe/breathe]

Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

Oh, this is so true.

My garden is good at tomatoes and onions. The rest is bonus.

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